Misstress Bijou sends this message to face-sitting and furniture lovers: “Your sole purpose is to have my face on you.” You are only a chair. I do not want to feel, hear or even see you. A perfect, serviceable chair. My divine bubble butt behind will ensure that your dick is straightened up, even if it’s placed flat on your face. You can’t do much about this chair. They don’t serve to masturbate, chairs do not.